Get the inside track on this week's celebrity life.

When my son decides that the day has started.  He has no regard for my working hours bless him. And then he wakes my daughter up so it's party time from 6.30am most days.

What do you have for breakfast?

So many different things including a left over chicken curry from the night before followed by weetabix with honey.  The breakfast of champions.

If you are in the house on your own what will you watch on TV?

Anything that involves Jason Bourne, most nights you can find a channel that is showing one of his films. Or switch between BBC News, Fox News, Al Jazeera, Channel AKA (a black music channel), and maybe the odd Nigerian soap opera. 

Which radio shows do you listen to?

James O'Brien on LBC, the Today Programme on Radio 4, Fearne Cotton, Zane Lowe, Nick Grimshaw, Gilles Peterson, and Mista Jam on Radio 1

What was the first CD you bought?

I can't remember, I only bought vinyl for years. 

What's your favourite way to chill?

Sofa, Tv, Take Out, kids asleep, wife out with her friends. 

What was the last thing you bought for your wife?

A beautiful leather jacket for her birthday, I searched through ten shops to get the right one. I nailed it, she loved it and looks amazing in it.

What do you like snacking on?

I am a cake fiend, so much so that if an organisation called Cakes Anonymous exists I'm joining it 

What is your guilty pleasure?

Being alone with a tub of ice cream and crunchy peanut butter.  This is in no way sexual, it relates purely to the complimentary nature of both products in an edible context

Apart from your family what is the one thing you couldn’t live without?

Simple: music. 

What is the biggest misconception about you?

That I am a suave, witty, cultured, demi god. I am in fact a lazy, moronic, styleless glutton, no honestly, I really am!

If you could meet yourself aged 16 what would you say?

Just wait another few decades and you will have made something of your life.

What is the weirdest thing a fan has ever done?

Been a fan of me. Who would seriously be a fan of me?!

Now to moaning - if your wife joined www.moanaboutmen.com what would she say about you!!!!

Your server would crash. There would be an outpouring of anger which would include key works like lazy, nappy, messy, twitter, CDs, emails, toilet seat etc etc etc etc